Short Stories

Short Story: Home for the Holidays

Inspired by Chuck Wendig’s “Christmas in a strange place” challenge, although I’m too late to enter. I first read it as “Christmas is a strange place,” and it got me to thinking that even home can be strange, given the wrong circumstances.

Happy Holidays to all of you, whichever ones you celebrate!

Home for the Holidays

Sylphie woke with a gasp, flinging the covers aside and jumping to her feet before pausing to wonder what had woken her. A quick glance around the room showed her nothing out of place, though, no immediate danger.

She took a deep breath and exhaled slowly through her nose, trying to calm her racing heart and make sure that her brain was fully awake and functioning.

“Two teetotalers tiredly toddling to Tewksbury,” she muttered under her breath. “Mother pheasant plucker, mother pheasant plucker. Rubber baby buggy bumpers.” The tongue twisters came out ungarbled, and the familiar routine helped to calm her further.

She sat down on her bed, wondering if she would be able to go back to sleep, or if she should do a circuit of the house to make sure all was well. Don’t assume. Never assume.

She sighed at the answer. It was going to be a long night if she couldn’t get her paranoia under control.

I don’t know that I’m insane, she thought. The others saw something too. Of course, I’m pretty sure the others were high, so they’re not the best reality check I could wish for.

She pulled on yesterday’s socks one-handed, unable to bring herself to put down the bookmark she held in her right hand for even a second. It looked like a normal piece of cardstock, doodled on in black ballpoint ink. According to her logical mind, that was all it could be.

According to experience, however, it might be something more. Mystical weapon or sign of a mental breakdown, she wasn’t yet sure. Not sure enough to risk being committed anyway.

She skipped the slippers and bathrobe. Socks would keep her feet warm enough, and putting on the bulky robe would make her feel more vulnerable rather than less.

She stepped lightly over to the door, listening carefully. Was that the sound of rustling paper?

She flicked her bedroom light off, and kicked away the towel that had blocked the bottom of the door. Her parents didn’t need to know that she was sleeping with the light on, but she couldn’t open the door without giving herself every possible clue of what waited beyond. Faint light flickered along the crack, illuminating individual fibers standing up from the worn carpet.

She watched for a long moment before deciding that her parents had probably left the Christmas tree on intentionally.

A quick glance at the clock told her it was 12:45, Christmas morning already. It was too late for her parents to still be awake, though, and far too early for her sister to be up. There shouldn’t be anyone moving around the house but her.

She gripped her bookmark tightly, and eased the door open, peering out and wondering whether turning the light on would wake her parents.

A large shape moved in front of the Christmas tree, and her hand flicked out to the switch without a second thought.

She froze in place once the light was on, though, gaping at the red-garbed figure by the tree.

He didn’t look like a department store Santa, or even a movie Santa. He looked like he could have stepped right off a Coke can, or out of a child’s best daydream. His suit looked well-made and warm, his hair and beard looked natural, and there really was a twinkle in his eye as he straightened and smiled at her.

“Ho, ho, ho!” he said. “Good little girls should be snug in their beds, or else they’ll get nothing but coal in their stockings.”

She closed her mouth, suddenly feeling angry. Bad enough she was seeing monsters at school, but now this? “Seriously?” she snapped. “You’re seriously trying to pretend that you’re Santa Claus? What am I, six?”

“Ho, ho, ho!” He reached out a hand. “Come here, child, and you’ll see just how real I am.”
A creak jerked her eyes over to the stairs, and she saw her sister Dryad crouching on the middle stair, just low enough to peer down into the room.

Sylphie could have kicked herself for speaking so carelessly. She didn’t honestly believe the figure by the tree was really there, but she couldn’t just ignore it either. That meant either more talking, waving her bookmark through the air like a maniac, or both. Dryad was sure to tell their parents, and then she was in for it.

“Two little girls!” The false Santa turned and held his hand out to Dryad, revealing a small object wrapped in blue and yellow paper. “Would you like a present, my dear?”

Sylphie was in motion before the last word was out of his mouth. Institutions and insanity didn’t matter in that moment. Figment or not, there was no way she was letting him get near her sister.

She sprinted across the room, envisioning energy flowing from her arm into the patterns on her bookmark.

She could feel the instant when it changed, when the edge started slicing through space itself and leaving an invisible gash hanging in the air. She pushed aside that awareness and focused on directing her swing at the false Santa.

The bookmark hit his red suit at the shoulder and passed through his shoulder and back and out his side without the slightest resistance. She hopped back, panting and keeping her weapon active while she watched.

He looked back over his shoulder at her, his face twisting into a snarl. Then black flame shot out of the slash down his back. It looked unspeakably violent, but it burned silently and without heat, eating away at the stranger’s body until there was nothing left but the small present that fell to the floor with a thud.

Sylphie took a deep breath and let it out slowly, trying to believe that they were safe now.

“Wow…”

The word at her elbow made her jump to the side, although she managed not to strike out at her sister. “Dryad!” she scolded. Then she made a show of looking around the room. With a little luck, she could still make a convincing claim of sleepwalking.

“Did you… just kill Santa?”

Sylphie froze where she stood, then looked seriously at the younger girl. “You saw him too?” she asked.

“Sure,” Dryad said. “And I saw you blow him up with black fire. But… nothing’s burned, so maybe I was dreaming?”

Sylphie closed her eyes and breathed a sigh of relief, then caught her sister in a tight hug. “No,” she said. “No, I saw him too. I saw the same thing you did.”

I’m not insane! she thought, resisting the urge to pick Dryad up and dance around the room for joy. She saw him too! He was real! All of it was real!

A chill ran down her spine at that realization, and she opened her eyes again to peer around nervously.

“So what do we do with the presents?” Dryad asked, pulling out of her hug and reaching for the package that the false Santa had dropped.

Sylphie grabbed her wrist, stopping her before she could touch it. “We’ll have to destroy it,” she said. “There’s no telling what sort of damage it’s meant to do.”

“What, all of them?”

She looked past Dryad, and finally noticed the big sack by the fireplace. It had tipped a little, spilling a handful of identical presents onto the floor, and it looked full to the brim of more of the same.

“All of them,” she confirmed, trying to suppress the feeling of dread growing in the pit of her stomach. “It looks like it’s going to be a long night.”

Dreams

I love how entirely wacky dreams are.

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I was summoned through a portal into another world – into a fairly normal living room by a teenage boy. He was so aggressive and violent, though, that I fought back and tried to kill him.

I stabbed him through the body several times with a slightly dull machete, but he just laughed at that, so I cut his head off.

When I started to look around the room for a way home, though, his head reattached and he laughed as he picked himself up.

So I cut it off again, and bashed in his – detached – skull with a hammer.

A few minutes later, though, he was fine again, fully restored, and getting ready to attack back.

So I cut his head off *again,* hacked it into pieces, and then started chopping his body apart, hoping to eventually destroy whatever kept bringing him back. I was slowed down, unfortunately, by the fact that the machete was getting seriously dull by now.

And then his mom came home…

I was trying to explain to her why her son was lying in pieces around the living room, when suddenly he wasn’t. He was brushing himself and laughing at me, fully intact.

“Excuse me,” I told her. “I have to go chop your son’s head off again.”

I woke up at that point, but I kind of think that she would have just sent me home, and grounded him for a week.

What wacky dreams have you had lately?

Short Story – bzztbzzt…

bzztbzzt…

Pitch black. Vague awareness that her husband’s phone had buzzed. Quiet now. Sleep.

bzztbzzt…

Pitch black. Vague awareness that her husband’s phone had buzzed, but again it’s quiet. Sleep.

bzztbzzt…

Pitch black. Annoyance at the fact that her husband’s phone was buzzing again. After a moment, though, she falls back asleep.

bzztbzzt…

Pitch black. Annoyance. She reaches over, picks up the phone, and changes it to silent rather than vibrate. Sleep.

bzztbzzt…

Pitch black. She wonders for a moment why the phone is buzzing again, then realizes that changing the phone to silent was just a dream.

She’s too sleep-fuddled, though. If she actually tries it, she’ll grope around, grab his face instead of the phone, and wake him up. The curse of insomnia – once he wakes up, he won’t be able to go back to sleep. She hopes the phone is done with its buzzing, and lets herself slide back into sleep.

bzztbzzt…

She suppresses a curse as she sits up and glares at the phone. It’s lit up for the moment, so she knows where to reach for it even after it goes silent and dark, done with its notification. She hits the volume toggle on the side, but nothing happens. Even though it’s exactly the same as her phone, she realizes that she has no idea how else to set it to silent.

That part of her brain is still asleep, the knowledge inaccessible.

She unplugs the phone and gets up, with the vague idea that if it’s not by the bed, it won’t wake her up again.

Out of bed and half-awake, she realizes that she’s hot, too hot to go back to sleep. And thirsty. And needs to go to the bathroom. She leaves the lights off, and makes her way downstairs to turn the thermostat down.

A drink of water, a trip to the bathroom, all done downstairs to avoid waking him up. With luck, she’ll be able to go back to bed quietly, and they’ll both be able to sleep a few more hours.

When she comes out of the bathroom, though, the cat is just reaching the bottom of the stairs.

The cat… Their usual source of early-morning sleeplessness. Who thinks it’s time for breakfast as soon as the sun comes up, or as soon as one of her people is awake, and has no problem yowling loudly to demand her due. Who will yowl for a second breakfast and be a pain all day long if she feeds her before dawn.

She picks the cat up, hoping that if she takes her along to bed, she’ll be quiet for at least a little while. Sometimes that works.

bzztbzzt…

Her nerves jump with annoyance as the phone buzzes again, seeming louder than ever. Now, though, she’s awake enough to realize that there must be some sort of notification waiting, maybe an appointment, and that if she acknowledges it, the buzzing will stop. With luck, they’ll still be able to get a few more hours of sleep.

She carries the cat upstairs, intending to put her down on the bed and then take care of the phone.

The cat knows this routine. When the woman is angry, she catches her, carries her to the bathroom, and rubs water into the fur on her head. The woman is angry. She is carrying her toward the bathroom. The claws come out.

Sharp claws dig into naked skin and she loses her grip on the cat, who hits the side of the bed with a loud WHUMPH and then runs away with much scrabbling and clawing at the carpet.

Her husband says “What? What happened?”

She can hear the alarm in his voice, but she can’t help trying. “Umm… it’s nothing, just the cat freaking out. Go back to sleep.”

“Why’d she freak out?” His voice is groggy, but concerned. She knows a shot of adrenaline is probably coursing through his veins from the sudden waking, ensuring no more sleep.

“Umm… your phone was buzzing, and it woke me up, and then she woke up. I thought if I brought her back to bed, she’d let us sleep, but she must have thought I was taking her to the bathroom.”

“Ugh. What was it?”

She turns the phone on to see. There’s a calendar reminder waiting to be acknowledged.

July 22: DAY OFF

Short Story – The Meaning of Life

Still sick… hoping to get back to writing soon! In the meantime, here’s a cute little story I found in my archives.

The Meaning of Life

One day, the fuzzy bunny woke up into the bright sunshine and fresh green scents of Spring, and thought, “I wonder what the meaning of life is.”

So he hopped over to where the wise old owl roosted, and thumped on the tree until she opened one bleary eye and said “What?”

“Owl, I’ve heard that you’re the wisest animal in the forest. What is the meaning of life?”

“The meaning of life is not disturbing people while they’re sleeping, because otherwise they might wake up grumpy and eat you! Now go away and let me sleep.”

So the fuzzy bunny hopped away, pondering what he had said.

The fuzzy little bunny stopped a little later to nibble on some clover, and realized after a moment that there was a sly fox watching him intently from the bushes. He wasn’t sure the owl had taken him seriously, so he decided to get a second opinion, and with his reputation for being sly, the fox might know.

So the fuzzy bunny took a deep breath, since his mother had told him never to go near the foxes, and shouted his question over to the fox, “Do you know the meaning of life?”

The fox cocked his head, and said “What was that? I can’t hear you.”

The fuzzy bunny was nervous, but he edged a little bit closer and shouted even louder, “Do you know the meaning of life?”

The fox just shook his head and said, “Come closer, little bunny. I can’t hear your question.”

The fuzzy bunny stared at the sly fox really hard, wondering if he was really that hard of hearing or if he was just being sly. He really wanted to know the answer, though, and sly was almost as good as wise, so he nervously edged a little bit closer, and shouted even louder, “Do you know the meaning of life?”

But again, the fox shook his head and said, “Come closer, little bunny. I can’t hear your question.”

Again, the fuzzy bunny stared at the fox really hard. He was quite close by now, and as he watched, a single drop of drool fell from the fox’s mouth to the dry leaves below.

In an instant, he made his decision, and sprang away. He ran and dodged as fast as his legs could carry him, with the hungry fox in swift pursuit.

When he finally lost the fox, he ran on for a little while for the sheer joy of running, and stopped in a sunny patch of grass for a snack. As he nibbled, he thought about his day.

“The meaning of life is to live to enjoy it,” he decided, and proceeded to do just that.

OMGWTFBBQ!!!

(and other expressions of glee and trepidation…)

I’ve just published my first short story collection as an e-book on Amazon and Smashwords!

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The Trouble With Wishes is a collection of five stories that I posted here over the course of the Story a Week Challenge, now tweaked, polished, and in one case, largely rewritten.

Agency (originally titled “Truth?”)
If you had the chance to run away with a demon, would you take it?

The Storyteller
Addan and Myrdri enjoy an evening by the fire, listening to stories.

Three Wishes
Addan seeks out the djinn, but discovers that wishes can be tricky things.

…You Might Get It
Ella gets a lesson in being careful of what you wish for.

A Christmas Wish (flash fiction)
Ella really should know better by now…

Available on Amazon, Amazon UK, and Smashwords for $0.99.

Many thanks to Rob, for being the first person to buy my e-book!
I had to clap my hands over my mouth to keep from letting out a very loud EEEEEE!!!! at work when Brian told me. :)

I’m a little surprised by how spazzy I feel – I thought I had adjusted to the idea of offering my writing for money, but my emotions are all over the place right now. I guess this is just part of the process – I have to learn to see myself as a professional in order to act like a professional, and eventually make a living writing fiction. :)

Ever since Brian and I bought each other Kindles for our anniversary, I’ve been finding myself more and more interested in the possibilities. There are so many free and inexpensive e-books available, and adding more to my collection takes up no extra physical space… As a confirmed book junkie, I’ve been in heaven. :-D

When the Kindle first came out, I was terribly irritated that I couldn’t buy Amazon’s e-books without having one. Fortunately, they and other vendors have remedied that situation, so that even if you don’t have a dedicated e-reader, if you’re reading this, you can read e-books.

Amazon offers free apps for reading Kindle books on PC, Mac, iPhone, Android, Blackberry, and so on.

Adobe has a free “Digital Editions” application that will let you read epub formats on your computer.

Smashwords offers the option of reading e-books online in your browser window in addition to e-reader formats.

If you’re interested in buying my e-book, thank you!
If you’re not interested in buying my e-book, thank you too!

You guys have helped me to keep going through this stage of my writing journey, and the idea that some of you are waiting eagerly for new stories keeps me motivated. :-D

Thank you!

Older Stories – Second Thoughts

Second Thoughts

The next to speak was a well-dressed man who seemed to have grown more and more disturbed as the night went on and other people shared their stories of the fantastic. “I have a similar story to the first one told tonight, I’m sorry to say,” he said, nodding at the young lady who had gone first.
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Older Stories – Sins of the Fathers

Sins of the Fathers

There was a smattering of clapping for the teddy bear story. I found it interesting for the wistful edge, but once it was over I was eager to hear what was next. I looked to Emily to see if she would choose again, and she met my eyes and held up a finger. I gulped, thinking I had been too eager and she would pick me, but she turned to the overweight accountant to her right instead, and said, “William? I think we would all be interested to hear your story next. You mentioned a family curse when I met you earlier. What is the story behind that?”
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Older Stories – The Teddy Bear

This one’s based on a story a friend once told me about his little sister’s playmate, who taught her an old, old song, but was never seen by anyone else.

The Teddy Bear

Jacob cleared his throat before Emily could pick anyone out to go next, and said “I have a story.” She nodded graciously to him and he went on.

“My Mom loves this story, she trots it out any time she has an audience. I don’t like to tell it, but as Katrine said, it seems appropriate tonight.
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Older Stories – Do You See Me?

Do You See Me?

One of the ladies present, a sleek brunette named Katrine dressed in an expensive looking pantsuit, waved her hand over her head to get our attention, then in an exaggerated stage whisper, she rasped “I see dead people…”

After the laughter died down, she shook her head and continued in a light, carefree tone of voice.
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Older Stories – Yup, another Interlude

Edward stared down at his hands. The room was silent. What do you say to a story like that? Finally, Emily came to the rescue again. “Thank you,” she said softly. Edward just nodded. “Lucian, I think we could use a break. Would you care to bring out the dessert tray and refill our guests’ drinks?”

Her assistant gave a curt bow and left the room, and conversation turned for a short time to the condition of the slopes and the merits of various local restaurants. Edward’s story, and his conclusions about the supernatural, were carefully not mentioned, although they have haunted me to this day.

After we had a chance to distract ourselves a bit with small talk and sweets, Emily looked around the room. Without her usual finesse, she said, “Who’s next?”

To be continued…

© 2010 Catherine Wechsler, used with permission. http://cwechsler.zenfolio.com/

© 2010 Catherine Wechsler, used with permission.

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